No jeans fit me either. I'm a tall, leggy, short waisted, apple shaped B, with a big tummy. Thank goodness the low rise trend is going away! Any jeans that I have had, I have had to put in a LOT of shopping time, which I don't like. But here is a tip. Head to Nordstrom on a weekday, daytime when you have plenty of time and patience. Find someone who is willing to work with you on demins. they have a large selection and the staff is very knowledgeable about how the different brands fit differently. When I went, the girl ran jeans for me for an HOUR and helped me with each pair, refining as we went. Yes, they are expensive, but I love jeans and cost per wear is how I have to think of it.I went home with TWO pairs of jeans that I have worn for years. I actually cried when I got home with my precious jeans. Good luck. Jeans are the backbone of my casual wardrobe. Its about time for me to go replace the ones Im talking about.